Monday, September 5, 2016

Voice Mails

You ever read a book and have a clear picture in your head of what the characters look and sound like? Then the movie comes out and you are disappointed. I can't bear the thought of people getting the wrong idea of what Sybil looks and sounds like so I'm going to do my best to post some of the many, many, many voice mails I get in a week.

Enjoy, and sorry she doesn't sound like you may have envisioned.


Thursday, September 1, 2016

Just trying to help

Conversation this morning:

Sybil: I want to live somewhere that I'll see people and have activities.
Me: You could always go to prison. You'll see people and have plenty of planned out things to do.
Sybil: You're nasty!

I was being practical. It seemed like a better deal than a nursing home.