There were the countless cleaning ladies who were shit (refused to be paid with post dated checks), gardeners who were thieves (outrageous prices for mowing such a small lawn), and now aides who at $11 an hour are nasty (don't appreciate being told their grandmother's chicken recipe is shit) and insubordinate (utter refusal to rake the lawn so it will be easier to fire the gardener)!
With all of that said, Sybil has set some sort of record with her current aide. She not only has worked for her for over a year, but she also convinced her it was mutually beneficial for her to sleep in her home. I'm not sure what this woman's end game is, but she is either going for Sainthood or is planning to murder Sybil in what the courts will describe as self defense or a crime of passion. Let's hope its a combination of all three.
Case for Sainthood:
I called Sybil a week ago and this was the conversation:
Barry: Hi How are you?
Sybil: My back hurts, but I'm going to get the Mexican to rub it.
Barry: Can you please use her name. She has worked for you for a year.
Sybil (asking someone who is clearly standing in front of her): Hey, what's your name?
Lourdes: Lourdes
Sybil: Her name is Lourdes.
Barry: I've got to go. Talk to you later.
It's okay guys, she's not a racist. She likes her even though she's Mexican.
Case for a crime of passion:
I called Sybil yesterday and this was the conversation:
Barry: Hi How are you?
Sybil: Ugh I'm sitting here waiting for Lolita to get back from Friendly's.
Barry: Lolita? Don't you mean the Mexican, I mean Lourdes.
Sybil (laughing): Yeah Lourdes but I call her Lolita as a joke. She thinks it's funny.
Barry: I'm sure she does. I've got to go.
Case for self defense:
Coming Soon!
