I know I'm a terrible self hating Jew, but I didn't realize yesterday was Rosh Hashanah until Sybil left me a few messages.
Message 1:
I just wanted to wish you a healthy........and happy.......new year. Call me back.
Message 2:
Why haven't you called me back? You know it's the Jewish new year. You could be a little nicer.
On that note, Sybil wishes you all a happy new year. That is unless you have more money than her, or your children are nice. In that case you don't want to know what she wishes.
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