Morning Musings

I would put this stuff in the twitter feed, but then people would accuse me of making it up. These are actual statements Sybil made to me this morning:

I interviewed a new aide yesterday. I asked her what she would do and she said watch me. What am I a dog?

I want to be able to come visit alone. What am I supposed to fly with a schwartza?

It pays to have a notebook out when talking to Sybil.