King's Supermarket circa 1985 - Hillsdale's answer to Whole Foods.
The new fruit salad bar just opens for the first time. Strawberries, Blueberries, Watermelon, Pineapple, Papaya, as far as the eye can see.
Sybil cuts the line and reaches in with her mitt and grabs some pineapple. She shoves piece after piece into her mouth.
Out of nowhere the produce man screams, "Ma'am please use the tongs!"
How rude. He just lost a sale and three pieces of pineapple.
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